facebook advice…

[alecstilleyedye]

a mate of mine has the following status:

xxxx has a sore arse after cycling 24 miles yesterday! finished up in the Railway watching the footy and playing pool, cycled home along the canal in the dark after six pints.............the inevitable happened. I fell in!!!

as a cyclist, what advice should i give him?

 

[Landslide]

Don't tell everyone!

 

[MadoneRider1991]

LMAO thats what you get!!

 

[mr Mag00]

let us all give him some advice

 

[Yellow Fang]

Oil his chain. It's likely to be rusty now.

 

[MadoneRider1991]

dont ride after having 6 pints!!

 

[Norm]

Check how current his tetanus shots are.

 

[wafflycat]

Tell him he's an idiot for cycling under the influence of alcohol and he's very lucky not to have killed himself by drowning.

 

[biggs682]

always wear a rubber

 

[Yellow Fang]

Also, get some savlon for the arse.

 

[ComedyPilot]

"as a cyclist, what advice should i give him?"

Don't watch footy...?

 

[tdr1nka]

Tell everyone!
That'll be a lesson in itself.

 

[Brains]

Move into a canal boat.
Home will then be next to the pub

 

[Campfire]

Carry a blow-up dinghy with quick release inflator, so he can land on it.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Don't drink pints of heavy.