Facebook status updates

[garrilla]

XXXXXXXXX is loving the "santa-cam" that has been fitted in our house....xxxxxxxxx's never been so well behaved!

 

[TheDoctor]

I find most of my friends status updates really annoying. Most of them use that silly abbreviated text talk and I just want to beat them over the head with a dictionary.

LOL @ Plax!!!
*ducks*

 

[tdr1nka]

'XXX XXX is on a bus with an elderly man behind him singing wildly off key to Chinese pop music on his headphones. He's now been at it for about 25 minutes, and seems to be having a jolly good time...'

I love my friends but God, I hate Facebook.

 

[lady_rider]

XXX
feels that it is not a costume unless it involves duct tape and face paint...

 

[Sittingduck]

XXX ...mashed potato brain!



(I don't know what she's on about either)

 

[Lisa21]

XXX
feels that it is not a costume unless it involves duct tape and face paint...

Isnt it then??

 

[karen.488walker]

XXXXXXXXX is loving the "santa-cam" that has been fitted in our house....xxxxxxxxx's never been so well behaved!

fab idea. I just ring him daily in December but a camera? brilliant.

 

[yenrod]

I dont like facebook and prefer twitter...

My opinion not an update

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Who is so self-obsessed and narrow-minded as to think the world is just waiting to hear the minute-by-minute waste of their trivial lives?

That's exactly the problem I had with Facebook (and Twitter, come to that). It transformed all my friends and relatives into dribbling losers. And for my part, when I found myself posting "John is hungry", followed an hour later by "John is not hungry any more", I knew it was time to delete my account. And possibly kill myself.

 

[Norm]

Killing John might have been a better solution.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

That's exactly the problem I had with Facebook (and Twitter, come to that). It transformed all my friends and relatives into dribbling losers. And for my part, when I found myself posting "John is hungry", followed an hour later by "John is not hungry any more", I knew it was time to delete my account. And possibly kill myself.

I've never been on facebook and if that's what it's like I'm not sure I'll bother!

Mind you 'John is hungry' looks about as meaningful a post as I've ever done.....hmmmmm

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I've never been on facebook and if that's what it's like I'm not sure I'll bother!

That's it, pretty much.

 

[Wigsie]

Mind you 'John is hungry' looks about as meaningful a post as I've ever done.....hmmmmm

You have never made more sense!

Get on FB now! You will fit right in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You have never made more sense!

Get on FB now! You will fit right in.

Wigsie old bean - you're such a tonic you should be renamed Schweppes and served with gin!

 

[Perfect Virgo]

Wigsie old bean - you're such a tonic you should be renamed Schweppes and served with gin!

Haha 3BM! That's far too humorous for Facebook so you may fail the aptitude test.