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Fact of the day- Lego

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mister Paul, 23 May 2008.

  1. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    There is enough Lego in existance for every person on the planet to have 62 pieces.

    That's impressive.
     
  2. Night Train

    Night Train Guest

    I must be depriving about 5000 people of their share.
     
  3. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    so who has got mine then?
     
  4. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    I'm going round to my gran's later to ask if I can have hers.
     
  5. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    So what's your point?
     
  6. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    There is none.

    Should there be?
     
  7. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    What about lego land...whose bricks did they nick?
     
  8. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    Location:
    North Lanarkshire
    How do you know?
     
  9. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    It was on the Discovery Channel last night.

    They also interviewed the bloke whose job it was to play with Lego all day at the factory.
     
  10. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    Location:
    North Lanarkshire
    How do they know?
     
  11. col

    col Veteran


    Hey,thats mr P's job;)
     
  12. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    Each piece has a tracking device built in.
     
  13. Mr Pig

    Mr Pig New Member

    Location:
    North Lanarkshire
    I have a built in Lego tracking device. It's called 'the sole of my bare foot!'.

    When we were kids my dad once threw all our Lego in the bin because he'd walked over it in the night. My mum took pity on us and fished it out again, but kept it hidden in a plastic bag for six months before she gave us it back!

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

    How can they possibly know how much Lego there is in the world? They might know how much they've made but there is no way you can know how much of that is still available for use.
     
  14. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    They've counted them, you idiot.
     
  15. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    I told you. They all have tracking devices fitted.


    It's all part of the plan for machines to take over the world. At the push of a button they'll all come alive and march to central locations, where they'll join to form the most destructive machines ever known.

    Then it's curtains for us all.