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John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
Absolutely nothing.:smile:
Huh, say it again now.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
[QUOTE 4709968, member: 45"]I've never heard of Albert McSkinnery, the only Manx line dancer ever to land a helicopter on a moving escalator in John Lewis.[/QUOTE]
How big was the escalator?
 

steveindenmark

Legendary Member
I was on duty at Ascot races and Joan Collins had too many Shandies and was playing up.

"Do you know who I am" she shouted.

"I have no idea who you are. But if you dont quieten down and behave, I am going to arrest you" I replied.

At that, the young man who was with her, slung her over his shoulder like a sack of spuds and walked off with her.

I went off to watch England on TV in the back of Terry Wogans Rolls Royce.

Strange but true.
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
Don't despair, things aren't all that bad surely? There's always the Samaritans.
Yeah, suicide jokes are funny too.
 
What struck me about the Oscars coverage, yes I'd heard of Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty and PwC (for my sins) but I didn't have the foggiest about the best actor/actress nor any of the films that got mentioned. I think the last best newcomer actress I'd heard of was Kate Winslet.
 
What struck me about the Oscars coverage, yes I'd heard of Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty and PwC (for my sins) but I didn't have the foggiest about the best actor/actress nor any of the films that got mentioned. I think the last best newcomer actress I'd heard of was Kate Winslet.
So... you don't go to the cinema and haven't seen a movie made since 1994.

Though that still doesn't explain you not knowing Denzel Washington.
 
My brother claims that he and hos colleagues were on a paint ball day from work and one of the EastEnders cast was there and got shot

He came out with " You can't shoot me ... I'm....."

So they all shot him
 
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