Fancy a moderator?

[spen666]

well?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

well?

Well, Arch is a moderator and she's very fanciable.

 

[Arch]

Let me just check the list...

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I couldn't possibly comment...

(That'll keep Stevens on his toes... )

 

[Arch]

Ssssshhhhhh!

If he finds out, you'll find your house conveyanced out from under you...

 

[Yorkshireman]

well?

Been wed to one 20+ years, so ...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Ssssshhhhhh!

If he finds out, you'll find your house conveyanced out from under you...

Children taken into care and adopted by the highest bidder.

 

[spen666]

You haven't told Paddy about us have you Arch?

You as well?

How many of us are there?

 

[spen666]

Ssssshhhhhh!

If he finds out, you'll find your house conveyanced out from under you...

Children taken into care and adopted by the highest bidder.

Which think tank are you a member of?
Adam Smith?
IPPR?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Ssssshhhhhh!

If he finds out, you'll find your house conveyanced out from under you...

Children taken into care and adopted by the highest bidder.

I'd have your kids first. I have the official catcher's net.

Mind you, I doubt it would be big enough for your offspring.

The youngest is a 22 year old rugby playing downhill MTBer who spends a hour on the weights every night! You're welcome to him any time. We'll save a fortune on food.

 

[Arch]

You haven't told Paddy about us have you Arch?

You as well?

How many of us are there?

You and Paul? :?: Blimey, I never knew...

 

[Arch]

Now, I'm sure he's a very nice lad, but really Mr Paul, you have no idea how far removed "22 year old rugby playing downhill MTBer who spends a hour on the weights every night" is from my ideal man...