Favorite 'One Liners'

[simongt]

May start and interesting conversation. Doesn't have to be said by anyone famous, maybe just one you heard quoted by a pal or anyone else in your hearing - !
I'll start with one by Robert Morley in 'Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines', because it drifted through my tiny mind recently although may not be 'politically correct ' now - !
'The trouble with these international competitions, it attracts foreigners - !'

 

[All uphill]

He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

 

[simongt]

Or from a former boss; 'Get yer coat darlin', you've just pulled - !'

 

[mistyoptic]

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

 

[simongt]

Or from a head cook who worked for me in a 225 seat fast food establishment and nothing fazed her. When we had customers coming in as fast as we could serve them -
'There's several about.'

 

[MichaelW2]

"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order"

 

[Speicher]

"I am older and I have more insurance!" from "Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle stop Café"

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Or from a former boss; 'Get yer coat darlin', you've just pulled - !'

Here's 10p, go phone your mam and tell her you won't be home until tomorrow.

 

[Slick]

"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order"

Class.

 

[mistyoptic]

One from long ago, forgive me if it’s not accurate. Mate of mine at the time was very fond of it, and I still use it on occasion.

“hoo she dicky doo she dicky doo de hoo de hoo.”

You’ll either recognise it, or not.

 

[Paulus]

Get off your Horse and drink your milk.

 

[Ridgeway]

“You’ll have to sew them back on again first”

Basil to Sybil Fawlty😂

 

[figbat]

Bart Simpson just before he reveals the tryst between Seymour Skinner and Edna Krabappel to the assembled masses [S8, E9]:

“Set your faces to stunned”.

 

[Donger]

"Give a man a microphone and he'll think he's a comedian".

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Here’s your coat, where’s your hurry?