Favourite Lines in Songs

[Bayerd]

Hey Santa Claus you c**t, where's my f**king bike, I've unwrapped all the other junk and there's nothing that I like...

 

[Muddyfox]

My love will fly to you each night on Angels wings ..... Dixie Chicks

Simon

 

[dellzeqq]

I never thought it could happen
Me and a girl from Clapham !

you have no idea...... (or perhaps you do)

 

[vernon]

"He makes love like a footballer
He dribbles before he shoots'

John Cooper Clarke

 

[postman]

All i want for Xmas is my two front teeth .

A well loved song in Translyvania apparently .!!!!

 

[Genman]

You always smile but in your eyes the sorrow shows.

 

[CharlieB]

Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton,
Of all the Nobel prizes that I've never won,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you.

XTC - The Mayor Of Simpleton

 

[Fnaar]

Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Keith: Look, Orville,
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?

 

[slowmotion]

And what costume shall the poor girl wear to all tomorrow's parties?



Grimly excellent

 

[mikeitup]

This is from Iron Maiden's "2 minutes to Midnight" I think it's a great line.

"As the reasons for the carnage
Cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies"

 

[jig-sore]

Into the valley

Peas sure sound divine

That sissy suffered you

But who can viv iron

The solders go marching

There’s masses of lamb

Whose disease is cat skin?

My picture is Hugh’s toe



Ahoy, ahoy

Len see a sty

Ahoy, ahoy

Barman and soda

Ahoy, ahoy

Juicy men embalmed her

Ahoy, ahoy

Lung nearly gave



I love grass human

Plank and stark eye

Wife so uncertain

I‘ll culture the sleeves

Pockets on brain watch

Tomorrow Denise

Our sister’s belly

The crackers are roll



Ahoy, ahoy

Len see a sty

Ahoy, ahoy

Barman and soda

Ahoy, ahoy

Juicy men embalmed her

Ahoy, ahoy

Lung nearly gave

 

[swee'pea99]

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away

 

[Rhythm Thief]

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You got it, buddy ... step right up. Change your shorts, change your life, change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife.

Am I right?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

But you'd always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Vamos a jugar por la playa