Femal Astronaut....

[ufkacbln]

Ok.....................


Someone had to say it...............................................

















Do not let her drive this time!

 

[Melvil]

But not spell it?

 

[Shaun]

Made me chuckle ... wondered what the hell a Femal astronaut was.

 

[mosschops2]

Not as bad as feral astronauts though. There are places in the universe overrun with the buggers

beat me to the feral astronauts quip!!!

 

[andy_wrx]

I think he must mean 'woman astronaut' ?

Presumably she's a woman, not 'a female'.

 

[andy_wrx]

Nasa sends a rocket to Mars, crewed by two monkeys and a 'femal' astronaut.

Houston : 'Monkey 1, in 2 minutes it'll be necessary to fire to steering booster jets for 4 seconds in order to change course'

Monkey 1 : 'Ook Ook Phweep Ook' (Roger, will do Houston)

Houston : 'Monkey 2, after that, turn the main motor exhaust deflux analyser to setting 4 and see if the fuel mixture needs adjusting'

Monkey 2 : 'Dweeb, Dweeb, Oob Oo' (OK Houston, I'll do that)

Houston : 'Gillian, it's nearly time to feed the monkeys. And for Pete's sake : DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE !'

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Drive?
I've now got images in my head of the Shuttle having been fitted with steering wheel, gear stick, indicators and fluffy dice.