Femal Astronaut....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by ufkacbln, 6 Aug 2007.

  1. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest


    Someone had to say it...............................................

    Do not let her drive this time!
  2. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    But not spell it?
  3. Shaun

    Shaun Founder Moderator

    Made me chuckle ... wondered what the hell a Femal astronaut was. :blush: :rolleyes: :biggrin:
  4. mosschops2

    mosschops2 New Member

    :blush::biggrin: beat me to the feral astronauts quip!!!
  5. I think he must mean 'woman astronaut' ?

    Presumably she's a woman, not 'a female'.
  6. Nasa sends a rocket to Mars, crewed by two monkeys and a 'femal' astronaut.

    Houston : 'Monkey 1, in 2 minutes it'll be necessary to fire to steering booster jets for 4 seconds in order to change course'

    Monkey 1 : 'Ook Ook Phweep Ook' (Roger, will do Houston)

    Houston : 'Monkey 2, after that, turn the main motor exhaust deflux analyser to setting 4 and see if the fuel mixture needs adjusting'

    Monkey 2 : 'Dweeb, Dweeb, Oob Oo' (OK Houston, I'll do that)

    Houston : 'Gillian, it's nearly time to feed the monkeys. And for Pete's sake : DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE !'
  7. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    I've now got images in my head of the Shuttle having been fitted with steering wheel, gear stick, indicators and fluffy dice. ;)
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