Femal Astronaut....

Ok.....................


Someone had to say it...............................................

















Do not let her drive this time!
 

Melvil

Guest
But not spell it?
 
Nasa sends a rocket to Mars, crewed by two monkeys and a 'femal' astronaut.

Houston : 'Monkey 1, in 2 minutes it'll be necessary to fire to steering booster jets for 4 seconds in order to change course'

Monkey 1 : 'Ook Ook Phweep Ook' (Roger, will do Houston)

Houston : 'Monkey 2, after that, turn the main motor exhaust deflux analyser to setting 4 and see if the fuel mixture needs adjusting'

Monkey 2 : 'Dweeb, Dweeb, Oob Oo' (OK Houston, I'll do that)

Houston : 'Gillian, it's nearly time to feed the monkeys. And for Pete's sake : DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE !'
 

Mr Phoebus

New Member
Drive?
I've now got images in my head of the Shuttle having been fitted with steering wheel, gear stick, indicators and fluffy dice. ;)
 
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