Film of the forum

[betty swollocks]

Cameron Diaz.
It's about the only chance I'll ever have to get into her knickers.

 

[Trillian]

diana rigg, despite the fact i'm actually male.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

nearly right, but not enough hair, height, beer gut or "i'm not gay or owt"-ness about him

 

[Jaded]

...but do you sing like him?

 

[Dayvo]

...but do you sing like him?

Only if he's going for the million quid on offer!

 

[domtyler]

Only if he's going for the million quid on offer!

Thought you'd already bagged it?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

...but do you sing like him?

the wife keeps mentioning the snip, so maybe in future…

 

[domtyler]

the wife keeps mentioning the snip, so maybe in future…

Especially if you go down the DIY route! *




* Knackers slammed in the door!

 

[dantheman]

Samuel L Jackson..

even though im white, hes the first actor i thought of thats nearly as cool as i am...

 

[Hilldodger]

*Looks in the mirror at my semi naked body*

Homer Simpson