Films you never got past the first 5 minutes of...

[gbb]

Trapped In Paradise..Nicholas Cage.
In a hotel room, Fox Movies, precious little else to watch...i'd not heard of the film but like Cage.

5 minutes in, i was so so annoyed with his supporting actors who played a coupe of cretinous thieving brothers, really annoying accents and pathetic laughing, i just had to turn it off.

 

[asterix]

Transformers

Made the Terminator look like a work of art.

 

[Dayvo]

I guess we can put most pornography in this section right?

Is five minutes all it takes?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Moulin Rouge.

 

[perplexed]

Any kung foo type stuff.

 

[jonny jeez]

I guess we can put most pornography in this section right?

LMFAO

 

[MontyVeda]

If nicholas cage turns up in the first five minutes it's off

 

[Saluki]

Weatherman - gave up after about 10 minutes and went home.
40 year old virgin!! utter garbage.

 

[2PedalsTez]

Is five minutes all it takes?

Only if you actually watch the opening credits...

 

[coffeejo]

Alien

 

[Simba]

Alien

That's blasphemy.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Alien

 

[coffeejo]

What? They were all so stupid that I decided they deserved to be eaten and switched it off with that happy thought lest the plot reveal something different.

 

[MontyVeda]

I must admit the first time i watched Alien it got halfway through, i made my excuses and left... I was young and terrified.

 

[gbb]

Love that emoticon...