Films you never got past the first 5 minutes of...

[XmisterIS]

I guess we can put most pornography in this section right?

Most. But not anything involving a rubber glove (just one), an electric egg whisk, a crotchless gimp suit and fully two kilograms of warmed vaseline with deluxe applicator.

 

[cyberknight]

Avoiding all of the harry potter films and mamma mia.

 

[wildjetskier]

Most. But not anything involving a rubber glove (just one), an electric egg whisk, a crotchless gimp suit and fully two kilograms of warmed vaseline with deluxe applicator.

I've a copy of that film if you've lost yours !!

 

[perplexed]

Oh, and "Mission Impossible" with Tom Cruise managed to bore me and SWMBO to death within about 10 minutes. Utter drivel.

 

[Andy in Sig]

I've never been able to last more than five minutes of either Top Gun or Officer and Gentleman. Both are utter junk.

 

[numbnuts]

I've never been able to last more than five minutes of either Top Gun or Officer and Gentleman. Both are utter junk.

opps I like both of them

 

[onlineamiga]

Cant remember the name of it, but many years ago I went to the cinema to see a scarey film.

It started with this girl in bed and there was a scarey thing under the bed. Well.. my girlfriend at the time freaked out and we had to leave the cinema with no refund. shaaaame

 

[Grizzly]

"The Bruce". As a proud Scot, and fresh from the Braveheart bandwagon I was really looking forward to seeing it. The guy in the video shop spent 10 minutes trying to persuade me NOT to rent it, I wish I'd listened to him. It was/is without doubt the worst film I've ever seen (even though I didn't watch much of it), nothing comes close.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I got about 20 minutes into Tess of the D'Urbervilles, directed by Roman Polanski and starring Natascha Kinski. Some of the accents set my teeth on edge, not so much the yokel accents but the cut glass accents and Natasha Kinski's slightly German Somerset accent. However the reason I switched off was that after about 20 mins I could see what was coming to poor Tess and didn't want to watch it.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I must admit the first time i watched Alien it got halfway through, i made my excuses and left... I was young and terrified.

I don't think I've ever managed to watch it all the way through.

 

[G-Zero]

No apologies for resurrecting this thread.

Just watched The Troll Hunter.. beautiful Nowegian scenery, but utter, utter dross !! You have been warned.

I have to admit to going beyond 5 minutes in the hope that it would improve, which it eventually did, as the end credits rolled up the screen.

 

[Globalti]

Mamma Mia, as soon as Brosnan opened his mouth and tried to sing.

 

[yello]

Mamma Mia, as soon as Brosnan opened his mouth and tried to sing.

You got that far?

Does the 5 minutes include reading the summary in the TV pages? If so, could I nominate just about anything with Steven Seagal in it? If not, could I nominate just about anything with Steven Seagal in it?

 

[biggs682]

loads no idea which ones as always asleep , latest one was kings speach

 

[Maz]

If nicholas cage turns up in the first five minutes it's off

That long? For me, it'd be Gone In Sixty Seconds.