Finally!

[Reynard]

Us cyclists do seem to have a bit of a hoarding problem.

It's starts with bikes, now you have 5 sewing machines.

I'm have 9 bikes...13 basses, 2 mandolins 2 guitars, and I'm eyeing a balalaika...

How about well over two decades' worth of Autosport (1988 - 2010), several stashes of Motoring Newses, a few thousand books and an entire motor racing archive?

Plus three foils, two epees and two sabres...

 

[postman]

I'm have 9 bikes...13 basses, 2 mandolins 2 guitars, and I'm eyeing a balalaika...

and a Partridge in a pear tree.