First 1-hour wa*k

[MessenJah]

I've just had my first 1-hour wa*k. I know it's not anything interesting or amazing, but I just had to tell everybody about something that I did for the first time ever, because, well, I'm so excited and had to tell someone.

 

[Chuffy]

<passes whole roll of kitchen towel>

Ladies and gentlemen, the concept of 'oversharing' has hit a new depth!

 

[sheddy]

Was it a charity walk or did you puncture and forget your pump ?

 

[gavintc]

At it will mean that the passing car driver's shouted abuse will have more accuracy.

 

[MessenJah]

Where did you wa*k to? Why didn't you just ride your 'bike'?

I wa*ked around the local area. I've used my bike every day for the past 6 days so thought it would be nice to have a good long wa*k for a change.

 

[TVC]

Oh I see what you did then, you made us all think you meant fiddle

 

[Chuffy]

It never even occurred to me that the missing letter might be an 'l'...

 

[girofan]

The older you get, the longer it takes! Something to do with stiff tendons?