First name terms

[MsMalfoy]

< Mandy

 

[clefty]

I'm Brian and so's my wife...

sorry I mean Claire.

..dammit someone got there before me...

 

[Hugh Jampton]

Gary......and I'm from Essex.......sigh!

But the other 'alf ain't called Sharon!

We have at work, a Mary Hinge! (think about it, fnaar will appreciate this one!).

 

[Fnaar]

Gary......and I'm from Essex.......sigh!

But the other 'alf ain't called Sharon!

We have at work, a Mary Hinge! (think about it, fnaar will appreciate this one!).

Nice one!

 

[spen666]

I'm "miserable" well its the first name the wife calls me- followed by "old" and "b*st*rd"


I think my first name used to be "No" as thats what my parents used to say to me

 

[trustysteed]

I'm 'trusty'......

Occasionally I get taken advantage of.

 

[pzycoman]

Hi im Monty, and im a hugaholic ( *hugs Arch* )

 

[Joe]

Erm...look to the left a bit!

 

[pzycoman]

Whats wrong with my picture?

 

[mickle]

Mick.

Please note it's Mick. Not Nick or Mike or (FFS) Mitch. Mick. Mick Mick Mick. Like Jagger. But younger (and better in bed). Thanks.

Or Michael if you are my mother. But you arent coz shes dead.

 

[Arch]

Mick.

Please note it's Mick. Not Nick or Mike or (FFS) Mitch. Mick. Mick Mick Mick. Like Jagger. But younger (and better in bed). Thanks.

Or Michael if you are my mother. But you arent coz shes dead.

You had a contest?

I mean, I'm quite happy to take your word for it, but the scientist in me wants to know the criteria....

Mick.

There, got it right.

pzycoman, like the new pic. You've done different something with your hair?

 

[pzycoman]

Its not actually me, that photo, its just a funny pic I thought id put up there, same with my bearded lady photo

http://www.unauthorised-access.com/45221350C.jpeg - thats what I really look like (although, that bike isnt mine, i was just racing it across the beach in brighton, in january, bloody hard work)

 

[Arch]

Its not actually me, that photo, its just a funny pic I thought id put up there, same with my bearded lady photo

Oh, really!?!?


http://www.unauthorised-access.com/45221350C.jpeg - thats what I really look like (although, that bike isnt mine, i was just racing it across the beach in brighton, in january, bloody hard work)[/QUOTE]


Ah, yes, that's much more human...

I'm not actually an elephant, you know...

 

[pzycoman]

I'm not actually an elephant, you know...

Last time I called a woman an elephant, I got slapped real hard

 

[mickle]

You had a contest?

Yes. I won hands down. So to speak.