I don't really care what the OP gets up to with the police. I think it stupid to risk so much for such a petty little brush with the law but that's his choice. Perverting the course of justice is not taken lightly by the courts and I do know the effect a criminal record can have on you though, sometimes for the rest of your life regardless of if the offence is spent or not. I also know that if I was to do something illegal I wouldn't come boasting on a public forum, I'd keep it quiet and just hope I get away with it. Also, and importantly, if you do get caught don't moan about it. if you can't do the time don't do the crime.