FNRttC Cardiff to Swansea - 6th July 2012

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Davywalnuts

Chief Kebab Taster
Location
Staines!
They don't crawl, Davy. They lunge. And shouldn't that have some kind of warning on it?

I do lunges at the gym, but from what I am gathering of said subject, this would entail great but scary memories of that 90's movie, which donned, some how, a PG certificate, Arachnophobia... I fear, once bitten and paralyzed, my thighs could be feasted on for weeks.. Death, would not come quick... :eek:

And yes, oopps, my bad! But, you seen all those eyes!!!!???
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
White specialised, facially a mix of confusion and fatigue. Usually running towards the front in the red-lights of the those two chaps from the Uni after my front-light packed up. (One of whom was Mr whippet up the hills - on the train over from Swanners he was bemoaning he hadnt been on his bike for about 3 months - big fibber!)

Ah that will be young Nick. The pic of the WMC above is his. Yes he doesn't do much lollygagging on hills...
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
I do lunges at the gym, but from what I am gathering of said subject, this would entail great but scary memories of that 90's movie, which donned, some how, a PG certificate, Arachnophobia... I fear, once bitten and paralyzed, my thighs could be feasted on for weeks.. Death, would not come quick... :eek:

And yes, oopps, my bad! But, you seen all those eyes!!!!???

Far too many eyes. It's uncalled for. I've got a close-up somewhere, which a so-called friend of mine emailed as an attachment with the filename "fluffybunny.jpg". I'll need a strong coffee before I look for it...
 

Davywalnuts

Chief Kebab Taster
Location
Staines!
Far too many eyes. It's uncalled for. I've got a close-up somewhere, which a so-called friend of mine emailed as an attachment with the filename "fluffybunny.jpg". I'll need a strong coffee before I look for it...

Not so nice! The biggest i've seen was in Thailland.. they were massive, albeit not as big as Stu's rucksack.. ;)
 

DogTired

Über Member
did
  1. he turn up and
  2. enjoy it?

Aaarrr - yep! He did and he did! And now Kate would like a word with you apparently. Her words were along the lines of "A quick chat with Martin and I'm to be a bl**dy Audax widow* now, am I?".

After getting a long stare for suggesting the Brighton Sept Fnaar I believe LEL remains at this point unmentioned...

I bet Wiggins doesnt have this trouble.


* Maybe an alternative name for that spider???
 

mmmmartin

Random geezer
Well Brighton is a splendid ride and with the Dreaded Ditchling Beacon, it would be churlish not to take part.
 
That was a lovely bloody hilly ride up write up TC. It almost made me forget what those hills were really like - PING: Agent Hilda - "Have you noticed the tactic to sell us hills on the basis there are lower than the mountainous ones originally selected for the route?" I have to say again though, it was a fab ride. What a place in which to live. The only thing that will have changed is Bog Road which must be clean as a whistle now given the two hours I have just spent removing the debris from my bicycle. It was so bad I had to remove the wheels!

Am looking forward to the next one.

Mice
 

Agent Hilda

The Babe
Dammit! Is Agent Hilda going to have to write a ride report every bloody time? Not sure I can keep this up. I'm exhausted natch making television dot comming and checking the 'bathrooms' at The Towers.

I always look forward to a weekend away from the smoke although I worry a little about the food and things being boarded up etc but this is Karma balancing out all the saturdays I spend in Sloane Square in Agnes B (mais oui!) and Peter Jones (a workers co-op as you all know). So to keep the planets in line here goes . . .

So we started with a dash to the station to be greeted by OUR MAYOR blasting on about Olympics etc etc. Jeeeeez! How annoying is he? Thank F I didn't vote for him! Hah!

More annoying were the company on the train up - annoying mother, annoying cherub faced flowery dress little girl and annoying kicking scooter rider snotty boy - all the way to Cardiff. DZ 's self control was admirable.

It was great to get off the effing train and head to the Italian and a glass of sparkly water and four toilet stops in one hour and meet the really lovely Welsh Contingent who looked pretty damn fit to me and like they were going to be FAST whatever the weather.

So we cycled for about 10 hours up and down up and down up and down using all the gears through lovely lovely Wales on our lovely lovely bikes meeting Sheeps and all sorts on the way (though still no sign of a) A Tawny Owl b) A March Hare or c) A Stoat - so countryside failure all round I say).

Truthfully I only cried once after being a bad tempered mare and I never once lay on the ground and had a paddy. Greg will testify to that. And he is a St btw. DZ was very pleased with me as The Rube 2 magically made me fly up all the hills and I looked pretty natty too (thanks photographers).

Bfast was grrrrrrreat! But even after chips with chips I wasn't going to risk it and walked up the slope to the pub for delicious London Pride. Missing Adrian of course who is the best drinking buddy ever bar The Claud.

We then repaired to The Castle and had prawn cocktails, mashed potatoes and a couple of glasses. Off to the pub said Del and then onwards to a bar where we read Hello and had the most fantastic Gin and Tonics EVER!!! There is something so marvellous about cycling all night and then getting loaded on gin. Simon got a second wind but TC and I (ever the moderate ones) insisted he go home and sleep. Good job too seeing as how he is now laid up and coughing like a Victorian, plus I think we saved Wales from some truly 10 out of 10 flirting with Welsh birds in sparkling frocks.

Thank you all - what ladies and gents you are in the dead of the night putting up with me sleeping, singing and whistling and whatever and still having no clue how to fold the Brommie, change a tyre or what a de-rayler actually does.

Next up - Paris Alors!
 

Wobblers

Euthermic
Location
Minkowski Space
What with the torrential rain during the day I was a little concerned I'd be facing TC's wrath, or at least blame. Happily, it all dried up for tea time and blue skies greeted my ride to the station. I had only a few moments to admire the way that every train on the board was late when Kim rolled up. With mudguards, disc brakes and a spare set of dry clothing it was clear she was prepared for Morecambe Part II.

My earlier fears returned on the train as theclouds steadily darkened. Rain greeted us once we got to Cardiff. We decided the better part of common sense if not valour was to wait in the station until someone else showed up or the rain stopped. TMN duly showed up accompanied by firends who seemed to know where they were going. Result!

We made good time to the Millennium Centre, and hence to Pizza Express. Who weren't serving any more. Not a result! But the rain did stop! Double result! And I was vindicated!

The ride itself had its ups and downs - and wonderful little farm roads to Llanwit Major. Were I succeeded in not losing the ride, but the intrepid trio of Adrian, BigGee and 'Teef finally caught up with us.

More delightful roads followed, until I was waymarking at a junction a couple of miles before the halfway stop. Whereupon a taxi pulled up and three people poured themselves from it. I steeled myself for the worst when I heard the inevitable cries of "Look, a cyclist!!", but they were just curoius as to what was going on.

"You're going where?"
"Still ten of you to come? How about I get you a cup of tea? Infact, I'll get you ten cups of tea, how's about that?"
- "That's very kind of you but we've got our halfway tea stop just coming up"
"Oooh, I'll bring you a cuppa, you can drink it if you're still here!"

And he did! Wonderful! You'd never have guessed, at three in the morning in the middle of nowhere, but that's it: it's these acts of kindness that keep me coming to the FNRttC, that reinvigorate my faith in humanity. And if you ever read this, Jamie, you're a Top Bloke. Thank You.

The tea stop, for all that it had been arranged at the last moment, was wonderful, the staff and cakes simply delightful. Bog Road, it must be said, was somewhat less so. But Mumbles Pier more than made up for it. And though Greg said this was the "antisocial table", he was anything but. Neither was 'Teef, even after his marathon 250 miles. The milk shake was to die for - and, Greg, I owe you for that.

The customary post-ride debrief was held at the pub at the top of the hill - and well done for climbing it, Mice! Sadly, all too soon it was time to go.

A fine ride then. Just as well, really, as the plaster cast and pair of crutches are telling me that it'll be my last FNRttC for a while...
 
A fine ride then. Just as well, really, as the plaster cast and pair of crutches are telling me that it'll be my last FNRttC for a while...
So don't leave a nice story as a bloody cliffhanger then - you tight Scotch git - what happened?*

*Theatrical exaggeration you understand, Andrew - but you had better not have caught your hair in a bush and been launched roadwards etc Get well soon and tell more.:ohmy:
 
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