Food based punishment for motoring transgressors

[sheddy]

Your chance for revenge, assuming that the culprit is firmly restrained in the stocks, what would you throw ?

My own scale would range from soft fruit for minor offences, to big baking potatoes for more serious crimes. You know you want to...


Oh sod it wrong forum, I meant to put this in Cafe

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What comes out my dog's bum.


Well, it is food related in many ways

 

[Strick]

Tomatoes.
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(tinned ones!!)

 

[4F]

Your chance for revenge, assuming that the culprit is firmly restrained in the stocks, what would you throw ?

couple of jabs followed by an uppercut

 

[Melonfish]

all these blackening manky pumpkins not picked from the farmers fields i pass each day. those things will be HORRID.

 

[ohnovino]

A few well aimed chilli seeds

 

[Piemaster]

Pumpkin. But do I have to throw it?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Spray 'em with mayonnaise...yuk!

 

[Seigi]

What if they're allergic to the food and they die? Am I now a man-slaughterer? ;p

 

[coffeejo]

Pears. The ones I buy are always rock-hard anyway.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Sod wasting the food , how about hand grenades.

 

[vernon]

A few well aimed chilli seeds

The true heat is in the placenta of the chilli.