Discussion in 'Pro Cycling (Road and Track Racing)' started by squiggle, 22 Aug 2012.
Caption competition ?
Dolphin 1: Always thought there was something fishy about those 2.
Dolphin 2: Not the first time Franks been up before the beak.
Dolphin 1: If only Andy rode with as much porpoise.
Andy: Hands up who thinks Frank's innocent?
Dolphin 1&2: Errr
Dolphin 1: They shave their armpits too? How gay is that!
Dolphin 1: Frank/Andy, no it's easy enough to learn how to swim - its as easy as falling off a bike.
Dolphin 1: Weird no-one wears a yellow wrist band now, eh?
Dolphin 1: Yeah but do you think Lance really doped?
Dolphin 2: Yep.
Schleck 1: What was in the stuff Brunyeel gave those two?
Schleck 2: Dunno. But he's asked me if we want jobs in the synchronised swimming team he's starting if the CAS case goes pear shaped.
Lance (for it is he): Nike told me these skin suits were exclusive.
Other dolphin: Pi$$ off, loser.
Dolphin 1: Blimey they're skinny. We should be throwing them a fish.
Dolphin 2: No its not. If it was Lance he'd be walking on it.
Dolphin 1: Franks only excited cos its the first time in ages he's been in cold water.
I'm here all week! Try the beef! Or at least say you did Alberto...
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