French Cons get chance to be like the Pros

[terry huckle]

I predict chaos when replica kit goes on sale.

 

[Crankarm]

Will they be subject to UCI anti-doping rules? If so none are going to be clean . Mind you there might be some familiar faces amongst them, a few dirty pro "riders" from years gone by .

And how about crowds? It would be a nightmare to try to prevent a few trucks, vans and fast cars from parking up by the side of the road.......

The English version was a football match against the screws.
In France it is a cycle race. Even Fletcher wouldn't be able to believe his luck. Well he wouldn't be riding but sitting in the team bus shouting at young Lenny Godber to get a move whilst running the bookies.

If any escape it will be to satisfy their carnal desires providing they haven't done themselves irreprable damage .

 

[Canrider]

Hang on, no sprints? So the peloton will, as per UCI rules, all be accorded the same finishing time?

This is the FNRttC, and ICMFP.