French males !!!!!

[vernon]

Whilst the French may frown on those that don't converse with them in their native tongue, I don't think they typically consider it a capital offence.

Who suggested that it was?

 

[User169]

Who suggested that it was?

You did!

 

[vernon]

Ecoutez, et repetez... beep.
[Edit: thanks DP just corrected my present tense verb endings!]

I recognise that!

Through the language lab headphones: "Longmans Audio Visual French. Stage One. Ecoutez et repetez"

Narrator through the headphones: "Il met du lait dans le bol" beep
Me through the microphone: "It's heavy metal on the ball"
Teacher through the headphones: "What are you doing Levy?"
Me: Cough splutters and caught red-handed pi%%ing about in my French lesson

 

[vernon]

You did!

Ne pas moi!

 

[Archie_tect]

Monsieur Bertillon est bingy-bongy-boo....

 

[Archie_tect]

Bonjour la classe. Maintenant...
Singe de Vol!! -mettez votre casque sous le bureau...

 

[vernon]

Bonjour la classe. Maintenant...

Non.

Mon professeur Mlle Veitch cria, "Bonjour classe. Asseyez vous et taisez vous!

 

[Aperitif]

70 year old git alert!

 

[Archie_tect]

[QUOTE 2502370, member: 1314"]I lie and say I'm a born and bred Londoner rather than admit to being an Essex Boy. Even nominally.[/quote]
What's wrong with being one of them?

 

[Archie_tect]

QLF

 

[threebikesmcginty]

70 year old git alert!

You're wearing well though teef.

 

[TheDoctor]

You're wearing well though teef.

Like a set of finest quality brake blocks...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Like a set of finest quality brake blocks...

I have a somewhat strange image of him now!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And the rim





..... Of the wheel!

 

[Archie_tect]

If only he could stop himself....