Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
My crumpet is still not toasted despite yesterday's hot pineapple inferno....
Moroning all.
Full week in the office with 2x semi half days. Whoop!
Leaving early for Stoma appointment. I do admire those nurses, dealing with sh!t day in day out.
Must have been the night for weird dreams. Mine was most vivid. Dreamed I was meeting this woman for a date in a pub and thing were going well. Then 3x male strippers came in and performed on a tiny stage in the corner of the bar. Turns out that one of these guys was the woman's partner. It was quite awkward!! For some reason they both had to come and stay at my house for the night, but my house was one I had recently bought and was an old B&B with about 5 bedrooms for let and absolutely massive. It had two gas boilers. I was in one of the guest kitchens trying to make pancakes and in walked Stephen Fry and he sat down at the table and we were having a good old chat whilst I made him a cuppa tea. In this time the pancake had turned into a crispy poppadom and was very crunchy. The "date woman" and her partner left a big mess in their room. The toilets were blocked. I found a toilet I didn't know existed. I felt rather let down by the woman. I then woke up...
Listen up kids...Just say no to drugs! (or if you are on them, then taper off slowly.) I think this was a result of NOT having Opiate painkillers and Zopiclone sleeping tabs...
I've always had weird dreams and I've never needed any drugs, thankyou.
If anything, the only parallel I can see is that we both have Stoma bags!