Friday (ish) joke


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A man walks into a chemists, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The chemist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the chemist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his assistant, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The chemist tells his assistant to go follow the guy.

About an hour later, the assistant comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the chemist.

The assistant replies "Your house."


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South Beds.
lmao :blush:
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. "When I
married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my
trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to
me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told
her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I
always will. "Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding,
he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her
to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't
possibly wear them. Exactly," replied Jack."I wear the trousers in this
relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."

Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on,"
she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't possibly get
into your knickers," said Jack.
Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
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