Friday joke..

[gbb]

Two guys walking in the desert, lost and hungry.
One of them spots a tree in the distance...with rashers of bacon hanging from every branch...YESSSSSS !!!!

He runs toward it...and gets cut down in a hail of bullets as he nears it.

He shouts as he falls,.....NOOOOO!!!! its not a bacon tree...it's a hambush !

 

[gbb]

Brown paper bag goes to the docs...he's not been feeling well for some time.

Doc takes some blood tests..'come back in three days, we'll see if we can find what's wrong'

Brown paper bag goes to the docs....
'Bad news i'm afraid....you've got HIV'
'But i can't...i'm a Brown paper bag'

Doc says..have you had any unprotected sex ?
No...i'm just a brown paper bag...i dont do anything.

Doc says..have you had any homosexual contact?
No, i told you...i'm just a brown paper bag...i dont do anything.

Doc says..have you used any dirty needles?
No, for the last time...i'm just a brown paper bag...i dont do anything.

'Oh well'.....there's only one other reason then'......






Your mum must have been a carrier!!!

 

[col]

couple of good uns there

 

[yenrod]

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It ****ing hurts doesn't it!"

 

[col]

And there

 

[gbspark]

what do you call a paki in a skip?????????

rumajing,,,,

i've got paki friends who laughed too.and mean no discrimination by this joke

 

[gbspark]

what do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear,,,,,,,



anything,,, he cant hear you!!!!!!!!!