Friday night is "band names that you just wouldn't get these days" night

[Over The Hill]

Sorry not a band name but this is a bit shocking
OK so the full song is less horrific but how about this for an opening verse;

Little children, you better not tell on me
I'm tellin' you little children, you better not tell what you see
And if you're good, I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be and keep a secret with me

And look who is introducing the song!!

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3TK54iyGjc

 

[Fnaar]

Sorry not a band name but this is a bit shocking
OK so the full song is less horrific but how about this for an opening verse;

Little children, you better not tell on me
I'm tellin' you little children, you better not tell what you see
And if you're good, I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be and keep a secret with me

And look who is introducing the song!!

Ah, but stick with the song, and we find out he's going steady with their sister, who is presumably 'of age', and it's just a bribe to keep the little rotters quiet.

 

[Brains]

tattooed beat messiah, do you not have a contribution to this thread ?
Surley Mark's band should be listed!

 

[CharlieB]

Dean Ford and the Gaylords (what the Marmalade were originally called)

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

 

[CharlieB]

Ah, but stick with the song, and we find out he's going steady with their sister, who is presumably 'of age', and it's just a bribe to keep the little rotters quiet.

…that's just his story, and he's sticking to it…