Friday Night is Boy Band Music Night

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Noodley

Noodley

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Okay, not an ideal choice but let's see what develops. Only chosen as a topic as Mrs Noodley and elder Noodlette are off to see Take That tomorrow night. They have been trying my Patience:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txtq29e7KQo


I'll allow The Monkees, Bee Gees, Jackson 5 etc but no heavy rock bands full of hairy arsed blokes! :tongue:
 
Wigsie

Wigsie

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Not sure if they are classed as a boy band, but
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzo-1ILpIeQ
 
Chuffy

Chuffy

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On the banks of the Exe
Wigsie said:
Not sure if they are classed as a boy band, but
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzo-1ILpIeQ
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Red card! :thumbsup:

Let's establish some ground rules.....
Rule One - Boy bands *have* to be artificially assembled by an evil svengali manager. Yes, he will usually be a naughty gentleman. Is this because older gay men have better pop sensibilities or because boy bands comprise fit young men with buttocks that could crack walnuts? Discuss, preferably in P&L well away from sensible people...:tongue:

Rule 2 - They should *never* be capable of playing their own instruments. The only exception is that occasionally one of them will be allowed to strap on an acoustic guitar or sit at a grand piano. This is for decorative purposes only and the instruments are really played by dwarves living in the casing.

Rule 3 - At least one of the band must look as if he can only communicate by grunting. See that big bloke out of Boyzone and the ones which no-one can remember the names of from Take That for reference. And half of Westlife.
 
Wigsie

Wigsie

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Chuffy said:
Red card! :thumbsup:
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:tongue::blush::thumbsup::blush: I am ashamed!

Can I have a second chance?
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj4ee-RuAjI
 
René Artois

René Artois

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Nouvion, France
Chuffy said:
....they're letting any old riff-raff in here. That one's wearing casual trainers. :tongue:
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I am sorry. I should have had someone on the door of Cafe Rene.

I did not think they would come in, they looked like they were just pissing by.
 
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Noodley

Noodley

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Sorry for being a bit anal but any chance of putting name of song and/or band in reply to try to cut down on duplicated posts?

Thanks. Some real belters so far....well done! :tongue:
 
oxbob

oxbob

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René Artois said:
I am sorry. I should have had someone on the door of Cafe Rene.

I did not think they would come in, they looked like they were just pissing by.
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On fri nights they are usually pissing by the door at 3am !
 
Chuffy

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René Artois said:
I am sorry. I should have had someone on the door of Cafe Rene.
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Don't worry, you just need to be sure you have someone behind the bar. Preferably when Madame Edith isn't looking...:tongue:

I did not think they would come in, they looked like they were just pissing by.
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No wonder Lieutenant Gruber looks so disappointed....
 
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