FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast - Burnham-on-Crouch 26th October

[Wobblers]

Coming from the bloke with no hair who gets outrageously drunk on 3 bottles?

 

[martint235]

Ahem. I think you forgot the "generally all-round Fantastically Wonderful person" bit, I'll have you know.

All that does obviously apply to TC but just serves to highlight the differences

 

[martint235]

Coming from the bloke with no hair who gets outrageously drunk on 3 bottles?

You weren't in Dieppe, which for the record was the last time I was outrageously drunk.

 

[theclaud]

You weren't in Dieppe, which for the record was the last time I was outrageously drunk.

How sure can you be about this?

 

[martint235]

How sure can you be about this?

I know who was there at the beginning and who was there in the aftermath so unless he popped over for the middle bit, I'm reasonably sure!! So there.

 

[martint235]

It's all based on a bit of an assumption then. You don't have any corroborating evidence to suggest where this person was at the time?

Now you're just being silly, I don't have any corroborating evidence to suggest where I was for most of the time.

 

[Wobblers]

Which part of the phrase "it's a start" passed you by? I might have been coming to that.

Why don't I believe you?

 

[Wobblers]

I know who was there at the beginning and who was there in the aftermath so unless he popped over for the middle bit, I'm reasonably sure!! So there.

Unless your recollection of the start and end have also been distorted through brain damage beer.

PS: I'm still shocked over what you did with those onions: you're doubtless still the talk of the French A & E department....

 

[Wobblers]

Because you are a git?

Yeah, but apart from that?

Oh, and that'll be MISTER Git to you.

 

[martint235]

Unless your recollection of the start and end have also been distorted through brain damage beer.

PS: I'm still shocked over what you did with those onions: you're doubtless still the talk of the French A & E department....

I probably am. I think they are still talking about the fact that an outrageously drunk Brit managed to escape one of their A&E departments. It's not easy believe me.

 

[martint235]

The reports I received state that they were holding all the doors open for you.

I wish. The place was in total lock down. I had to sneak out behind a doctor who looked like he knew where he was going!!

 

[martint235]

That was a porter they got to dress as a doctor to lead you out.

I was just happy to escape

 

[thom]

Yeah, but apart from that?

Oh, and that'll be MISTER Git to you.

Should it not be Doctor Git in the near future/already ?