Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Tetedelacourse, 24 Aug 2007.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Local news, and a man yesterday committed suicide by flinging himself in front of the Great Malvern steam train as it completed its last journey of the day. Apparently he was chuffed to bits.
  2. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Did he have a Tender behind?
  3. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    This is the Two Ronnies Re-union special and I claim my £5
  4. spen666

    spen666 Guru

    I'll get my coat....
  5. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    Good news: statistics show that year-on-year, suicides at beachy head have fallen.
  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    I don't see what this has to do with the price of fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

    They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

    They spend a fortune.

    The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

    The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

    It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

    As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

    The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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