Friday's quickies.

[Hover Fly]

Heard about the sarcastic washing machine?

It takes the pee out of your underpants.

 

[PaulB]

She was only the fishmongers daughter, but she laid on a slab and said "fillet".

 

[Cubist]

Bill and Ben in the bath. Ben goes "Flobbadobbadob"

Billsays "I'm getting out, that stinks."

 

[Cubist]

Bill and Ben at the bar. Bill says "Flobbaddobbadob"

Ben says "I'll get these in Bill, you're pissed"

 

[Cubist]

Bill and Ben in bed together. Bill says "Flobbadobbadob"

Ben says "If you loved me you'd swallow that."

 

[Dayvo]

Bill and Ben in the cafe together. Bill says "Flobbadobbadob"

Ben says "What have you been smoking?"

Bill says "Little Weeeeeed!"

 

[ufkacbln]

Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman and an Asian having a drink in a pub.










What a fine example of racial harmony

 

[PaulB]

Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman and an Asian having a drink in a pub.


What a fine example of racial harmony

How many Pakistanis, ladies and gentelemen, how many Pakistanis can you get in a mini?





Two in the front, two in the back, and possibly room for a small child.