From the heavens

[PJ79LIZARD]

Cycling back home tonight crusing at about twenty, felt something hit off my shoulder, thought that's a big fly, I look down at my shoulder a massive bird poo is dripping down my arm! Nice shot, some say good luck? I don't know how that works, had to stop and wipe it off with leaves off a bush. Yack!

 

[BentMikey]

LOL, no fun that. I had a big one on my shirt from a bird resting under a railway bridge in Lewisham. Was unimpressed!!

 

[661-Pete]

Bad luck there! But when that happens to me, I always resign myself to the thought that it could have been worse...

 

[fossyant]

Orrible.

Even worse when they crap all over your bars/hoods, ad you have now't to wipe it off with...

 

[guitarpete247]

Yeah it could have been worse.




It could have been me.




About 10 years ago I went off with my brother and his family for a day out at Bridlington. When he parked up we raced across to the car park ticket machine to fight over who was going to pay. As we were pushing money in, SPLAT we were hit with seagull sh*t. And this was only 8:00 in the morning. Took a full pack of baby wipes to clean us up then a shop for clean t-shirts

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[Globalti]

Some bigger birds like gulls and crows can discharge a considerable load. A couple of years ago I was driving through some trees when an absolutely massive gout of brown liquid hit my windscreen full on. Using the washers just spread it around, it was appalling. I stopped at the next garage and jetwashed the whole car.

 

[DrSquirrel]

Photos or it didnt happen...

 

[ohnovino]

Last week I heard a splat on the way to work. I stopped and checked myself all over, and thankfully found nothing so I assumed it was rainwater falling off a tree.

It wasn't until I got home that I realised my black bike now had white front forks - baby wipes to the rescue again!

 

[johnr]

Yeah it could have been worse.




It could have been me.




About 10 years ago I went off with my brother and his family for a day out at Bridlington. When he parked up we raced across to the car park ticket machine to fight over who was going to pay. As we were pushing money in, SPLAT we were hit with seagull sh*t. And this was only 8:00 in the morning. Took a full pack of baby wipes to clean us up then a shop for clean t-shirts

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Ahhh Bridlington, '10,000,000 miles from the sun'... you should have been grateful you got a free souvenir!