Approaching a traffic island so I take primary to prevent any idiots trying to squeeze past when there is clearly not enough room. Cue idiot who then has to brake sharply to avoid driving into the bollard in the middle of the road on a failed overtake, who then passes me shortly after giving me the W***** sign
He then joins the queue of traffic 30 metres ahead and I notice his passenger window is down:-
Me: Is there a problem ?
Idiot: How much space do you need ?
Me: Enough space to prevent idiots from trying to squeeze past me when there is clearly not enough room, it obviously worked....
Idiot: You don’t even pay road tax...
Me: I have two cars at home, how much extra do you think I should pay ?
<silence from Idiot>
Me: Were you really in that much of a rush to join the back of this queue of traffic (10 cars waiting to turn right) that you couldn’t wait 5 seconds before overtaking me safely ?
Idiot : More stunned silence
Me: Enjoy the rest of your drive home
And cycle off into the distance never to see the idiot again.
He then joins the queue of traffic 30 metres ahead and I notice his passenger window is down:-
Me: Is there a problem ?
Idiot: How much space do you need ?
Me: Enough space to prevent idiots from trying to squeeze past me when there is clearly not enough room, it obviously worked....
Idiot: You don’t even pay road tax...
Me: I have two cars at home, how much extra do you think I should pay ?
<silence from Idiot>
Me: Were you really in that much of a rush to join the back of this queue of traffic (10 cars waiting to turn right) that you couldn’t wait 5 seconds before overtaking me safely ?
Idiot : More stunned silence
Me: Enjoy the rest of your drive home
And cycle off into the distance never to see the idiot again.
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