Funniest present.

[screenman]

I will start, a rechargeable beanie with built in bluetooth speakers, had us cracking up here.

 

[biggs682]

Face moisturizer for me ...........

 

[flake99please]

Face moisturizer for me ...........

Handy with blustery days like these.

 

[gbb]

A set of spokey dokeys for me some years ago, when all I had were road bikes. My daughter (et al ) thought it was hilarious. Tbf, it was.

 

[cosmicbike]

Maybe not quite what you meant, but my 2 pressies were 'Puckoon' and 'Looney' by Spike Milligan. Funny stuff.

 

[fossyant]

Best laugh was me buying 'throw throw Burrito' MrsF and daughter thrashed us boys. I just couldn't pick up cards fast enough. My burrito throwing was good, dished out quite a few 'burrito bruises' (negative points) but didn't collect enough matching cards. MrsF won all the games !

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Face moisturizer for me ...........

If you don't want it send it here. I use it every day. Helps prevent skin problems leading to cancer. Every little helps.

 

[Deleted User]

A pair of socks with my Daughters face on them? She's 19!

 

[biggs682]

A pair of socks with my Daughters face on them? She's 19!

You should repay that next year for your daughter

 

[Drago]

Years ago when I was at work there was a Secret Santa thing in the office. By then I was old enough to know that such things held the potential to go very wrong, so politely declined to put my name in the hat.

Sure enough, someone had bought one of the female officers a dildo.

All hell broke loose, everyone was given regulation notices and investigated, everone other than a very smug me, that is.

Looking back that was probably the funniest present Ive ever known anyone receive.

 

[cyberknight]

A teapot

 

[furball]

Treated myself to a new seat for the downstairs toilet. After the cold, ill fitting, slipping, backside pinching plastic affair that's now in the dustbin, it's the most appreciated Christmas present ever.

 

[oldwheels]

What is probably an expensive tin of loose tea. I don't think I even have a teapot now.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Funniest one I recall was at a wedding. A gift the size of a box of prophylactics was given to the groom with the note "to prevent the patter of tiny feet". Poor chap was a bit shaken but on opening it was a mouse trap.

 

[MontyVeda]

Cookie cutters...