Heard this little story about a senior BA pilot who was on a stopover in Bangkok and decided to be daring and have a massge. So there he is lying on the couch being massaged by an incrediby pretty Thai girl when to his immense embarrassment he begins to get an erection. "Oooh" squeals the girl, "look like you need wanky-wanky!" "Oh... er... well.... *cough* if you really don't mind...!" "No problem" replies the girl. "I'll be back in ten minutes!"