Funny things to say in a lift

[BigonaBianchi]

Turn to the other people in there with you and say:

"I'm sure you're all wondering why I have gathered you here today."

 

[Silver Fox]

"I'm sorry, I've just had a commotion in my underpants."

 

[coffeejo]

"It's not going to plummet back down, we're not going to die, it's not going to plummet..."

 

[Dayvo]

Er, I just want to go down to the end of the corridor.

 

[NormanD]

"DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON" in a panicked voice

 

[Mr Phoebus]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... Coming, ready or not?

 

[Dayvo]

EXCUSE ME, I ACTUALLY LIVE HERE, YOU KNOW! in an indignant voice.

 

[Dayvo]

Or you could make a video:
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqpnIz4E1Cg

 

[I like Skol]

Not something to say but a trick I once played on someone working for me who wasn't the sharpest knife in the draw.We used to move a lot of office furniture and equipment around and as this often involved using a lift we could pack it full then just squeeze in the remaining gap with barely enough room for the doors to close and one of us stretch across and press the button. One day we got in the lift and he pressed the button. While he was leaning to reach the button I gently grabbed the back of his sweater before he stood back upright against the doors. As the lift set of descending I lifted my arm and tugged his jumper up quite firmly, the look of fear on his face as he tried to spin around in the confined space and yank his sweater out of the doors before he got pulled up to the roof was priceless!!!! Maybe it was one of those things where you had to be there but we both laughed about it afterwards.

 

[Archie_tect]

Menswear...

 

[Bigsharn]

Drop a pen, and when someone goes to pick it up hurriedly pick it up before they have chance, and say "MINE!" in their face.

 

[ufkacbln]

We used to have a guy who was a practical joker.. but never knew the limits.

He played a rather unfunny prank on one of the Nurses who promised she would get her own back

In a crowded lift she turned round, slapped him across the face and said in a loud voice... "I do not do that!"

It was the talk of the Hospital for weeks as to what he had proposed, and all the Nurse would say was that it was simply too disgusting to talk about

 

[rich p]

Great thread! Laughed at those replies!!^^^^

 

[ComedyPilot]

My favourite is getting in and not turning round - just stand at the doors looking at the other people. Freaks people out big time - convention holds that you enter, take a place, turn around and face the doors.

Either that, or go in the lift, face a corner, hold on to the rail as if your life depended on it and mutter repeatedly, "It'll be all right, it'll be alright....."

 

[coffeejo]

Dropping a silent fart just before your floor and then leaving everyone else to suffocate is always fun.