Gas - any cures

[NickM]

Fortunately flatulence isn't a problem. Its all heading upwards, causing belching....

This sounds like the ideal opportunity to see if you can say "brontosaurus".

I've never managed to get to the fourth syllable...

 

[Jaded]

A geography teacher could belch "Archbishop of Canterbury".

He did other things too, but they aren't for a public forum.

 

[Dave5N]

That's Geography Teachers for you. They know their way around...

 

[domtyler]

apparently eating charcoal works, but i've never tried it.

My parents used to feed me Charcoal Dog biscuits when I had a bad case as a kid, pretty sure they used to work okay.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

If you develop a flatulence problem no-one will concern themselves with your burpies.

Alternatively, each time you belch, try to add a tuneful bye-ee-aye and people will just think you're a Frog Chorus fan.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Keep Walking and farting until better.

 

[gambatte]

people will just think you're a Frog Chorus fan.

and this is better how??