Gawd 'elp me!

[trustysteed]

These visas are for Nigeria, Ghana and Ivory Coast. I'll be in Durban next week, will be sure to update you all on the weekend's cycling in the warm African sunshine!

lucky bugger! got to wait till next year before a holiday to the north coast above durban.

 

[Panter]

What job do you do RR?

 

[betty swollocks]

Years ago, in the days of bucket shop airline tickets, my dizzy secretary bought herself a ticket to Tenerife or so she thought, over the phone.
The dozy cow ended up in Tel Aviv..... I kid you not.
Why alarm bells did not start ringing for her when she encountered all the security and boarded an El Al plane, remains, years later, a profound mystery.

 

[Globalti]

What job do you do RR?

Export sales, industrial perfumes for soap, detergent, cosmetics etc.

Years ago, in the days of bucket shop airline tickets, my dizzy secretary bought herself a ticket to Tenerife or so she thought, over the phone.
The dozy cow ended up in Tel Aviv..... I kid you not.
Why alarm bells did not start ringing for her when she encountered all the security and boarded an El Al plane, remains, years later, a profound mystery.

That is feckin' ACE! Did she enjoy Tel Aviv then?

 

[longers]

Why alarm bells did not start ringing for her when she encountered all the security and boarded an El Al plane, remains, years later, a profound mystery.

When I flew with them you could be under no impression that the plane was going anywhere other than Israel.

One lot of questioning along the lines of "Why are you visiting Israel?" "How long will you be in Israel?" etc. Answers written down and then half an hour later the exact same questions were asked by a different security guard and your answers compared with the first lot you gave.

 

[Globalti]

The first surprise I had on my only visit to Tel Aviv was the driver on the shuttle bus to the arrivals hall - a stunning young brunette in a floral mini dress. Greedo would have loved her.

 

[longers]

Visiting Eilat I was surprised to see an army green bikini type top being worn with combat boots and a machine gun. And trousers too I think but not sure about that.