George my neighbour.

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postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
George is my 82 year old neighbour,who since his wife died four years ago i sit with two nights a week.We are flexible if one of us has something on we move days about.
So due to George being treated by his son to a fab meal last night.it was tonight.Usual time 19-30 till 22-00.
So first of all 10th July 1952 George did his National Service,something he remembers vividly.But that is not the story for you tonight.
This week George has had an accident,going to town on our 52 bus,he was walking down the bus as a car pulled across the front of the bus.Driver braked hard,George went flying down the bus and collided with a pole behind one of the seats.Not to make a fuss he told the driver he was ok.He was not,in a book shop a few mins later,while reaching for a book,a pain shot up his arm.
Off to the local hospital.an x ray showed he has cracked a bone in his forearm.Treatment is just leave it.But his arm is purple.
I'm sorry this story is taking such a long time but the best bit is coming up.
The young Doctor quite rightly i thought.Asked George about himself did he look after himself cooking cleaning.She also noticed some slight scaring on his other arm,and asked him about it.
George scarred this in London last year,he fell on an underground escalator and it was a nasty mess.

But George told the Doctor they were tribal marks,she asked how and why.He said he was 82 but as a very youngman he grew up in Hunslet,a rough and tough area.These were his marks.So what tribe was he in .Wherethephukarewe he replied.She said nobody of his age had ever mentioned this to her before.Could he expand the info.So he said as a kid he and his mates played in the very tall grass near Knostrop sewage works.Every so often because they were so small they had to jump up and down shouting where the fark are we.
the Doctors face was a picture George said.
Brilliant George just brilliant.
 

alicat

Squire
Location
Staffs
That's classic. Thank you.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Old boys can be really entertaining. I know an old feller, he was in the Malayan Scouts, the forerunner to the modern SAS, and keeps himself pretty fit. He still jogs, and only quit marathons a few years ago.

Anyway, one day he says to me, "Bern, I'm a bit worried about my Luger."

Not quite sure I had heard him correctly I said "What's that?"

"You know, a pistol. I took it off an insurgent I'd shot in Malaya."

Me, now rather in the back foot , replied "Oh, er, what's the problem?"

"Well, its ancient and I'm a bit worried that if I get burgled it won't fire, and ill have to take my kukri to the hobbledehoys..."

Yep, old boys can be sterling entertainment!
 
I remember the story of an elderly gentleman in his 80's brought into casualty

Apparently he was newly married to a youngster in her 70's and it was the first night in the pub since hie marriage.

They has a lock-in and he did not arrive home until the early hours. At this point, she had locked him out

Pragmatically he had then decided to scale the wall at the back of the house and effect entry through the back door which had a spare key

Unfortunately he fell whilst descending and ended up in A/E with a fractured wrist

However it is a fine set of problems to have at that age!
 

Cycleops

Legendary Member
Location
Accra, Ghana
By George that's a great story. You did well.
 
George sounds a bit like my neighbour. Cyril is a retired farmer, a bachelor, who'll be 90 later this year, and who has a wit dry enough to have me in stitches most times.

He got a nuisance phone call a time - think they were trying to sell him double glazing or something of that ilk - and he told the chap on the other end of the phone that he'd have to go and ask the wife. Other chap says, that he can wait for a bit, to which Cyril replies that he might have to wait a fair old while as he has to dig her up first...

He can't get about so well these days, so I do his top-up grocery shopping for him while his niece does his main once-a-fortnightly shop. Quite often I'll bag him some nice goodies on yellow sticker which he really appreciates. But then again, he'll give me fruit and veg from his garden.
 
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