"German" cyclist

[downfader]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNS74Gl2nH4

 

[wheres_my_beard]

He might be British, but thinks he's in Germany...

 

[RedRider]

arf

 

[david1701]

I don't get it - now feel stupid

 

[wheres_my_beard]

He may of course be from Leeds.

 

[downfader]

He may of course be from Leeds.

I heard that bit. Was quite funny.

 

[david1701]

Didn't you see the hole in his shorts?

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

did i see that right? nothing under the shorts? surely you'd know wouldn't you?

i recognize that hill, is it round rochdale / oldham way?

 

[ColinJ]

did i see that right? nothing under the shorts? surely you'd know wouldn't you?

I noticed that a mate of mine's shorts were so worn that they were transparent. I rode up to him and said "Do you know that your shorts are see-through?" He nodded and carried on riding.

I went out for another ride with him a week later. See-through shorts again. I mentioned it again. He nodded again.

On a third ride, I thanked him for giving me a really strong incentive to get fit again. He asked what it was so I told him that I wanted to be fast enough to get in front of him so I didn't have to stare at his a*se every time we rode together.

He looked startled and asked me what I was talking about, so I told him about the see-through shorts again. He told me that he hadn't heard what I was saying on those previous rides. (Lord knows why he had nodded his head then! )

On our next ride, I noticed that he was still wearing the same shorts but we had a strong headwind on the ride so I gritted my teeth and rode up behind him. For some reason, I couldn't see his bum!

He told me later that he was too skint to buy new shorts so he'd slipped a J-cloth down the back!

 

[Peter88]

i recognize that hill, is it round rochdale / oldham way?

Its the bottom of Ripponden Road where it joins Huddersfield Road At Littlemoor in Oldham

 

[slowmotion]

Its the bottom of Ripponden Road where it joins Huddersfield Road At Littlemoor in Oldham

Yes, it's certainly the bottom.

 

[byegad]

Yes, on the way to my sister's house know it well. Never had such a bum drive down it though!

 

[summerdays]

I've just relegated my cycling jeans to the dustbin yesterday ... suddenly noticed I could see daylight through in one patch.... opps ... luckily I've had on long tops this week.

 

[Jezston]

Expected nudity, came away marginally satisfied.

 

[david k]

i bought some new cycling shorts and they didnt have the hole in them. i took them back to the shop, they got shirty. so i got my money back.





they kept the shirt