Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
You were in the lingerie department at M&S, right?
Get me out of here!!!!!
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You were in the lingerie department at M&S, right?
I like Skol
A Minging Manc...
- Location
- Sunny Ashton-under-Lyne
Ahh, the power tool section
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I also don't like the way IKEA coral you into 'doing' the whole place without obvious escape routes but that is mainly because I am fast turning into a grumpy old man.....
Go in the EXIT at Ikea, then work backwards via the lift ! heh heh
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
Doors. It was the doors section.
Riders on the storm, light my fire....
We were looking for what I think is called a security door. I flipped because I couldn't explain something, the words wouldn't come out right due to me being all hyped up. As I said, embarrassing.
Riders on the storm, light my fire....
We were looking for what I think is called a security door. I flipped because I couldn't explain something, the words wouldn't come out right due to me being all hyped up. As I said, embarrassing.
I got out alright....
Two security guards asked for photo ID then escorted me "off the premises"
My wife is disabled and wants to be independent, but sometimes needs moral support
Today's plan was for me to be there as co-pilot as she drove there then pursue my love of ancient churches and pubs
Two security guards asked for photo ID then escorted me "off the premises"
My wife is disabled and wants to be independent, but sometimes needs moral support
Today's plan was for me to be there as co-pilot as she drove there then pursue my love of ancient churches and pubs
As it was late last night I didn't relate the sequel.
GET ME IN THERE!
After a day in London I foolishly tried to get back to the car
No way was I getting through to the hall and there is no access from the D L R to the car parking areas
After an hour of discussion, argument and further stupidity on the part of Security, a young lady took me home..... or rather through the adjacent flats and the service lift to the road leading to the car park
Where a helpful attendant pointed out it was a non pedestrian area
Theyre is now the body of a car park attendant wearing hiviz floating in the Thames!
Found car and got home
Now asking organisation for a refund of the registration for today as there is no way we are going through that again
GET ME IN THERE!
After a day in London I foolishly tried to get back to the car
No way was I getting through to the hall and there is no access from the D L R to the car parking areas
After an hour of discussion, argument and further stupidity on the part of Security, a young lady took me home..... or rather through the adjacent flats and the service lift to the road leading to the car park
Where a helpful attendant pointed out it was a non pedestrian area
Theyre is now the body of a car park attendant wearing hiviz floating in the Thames!
Found car and got home
Now asking organisation for a refund of the registration for today as there is no way we are going through that again
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The other Excel wisdom
Go to disabled toilet and it and the adjacent ones are locked
Call facilities team who insist they are all simply in use
1 5 minutes later point out that they should be concerned as they have 5 disabled people who have been in there for a while and are not answering...perhaps they all need help
Security arrives with facilities supervisor who afterr discussion decide that the loos are all in fact locked and decide to open to find them all in a filthy state and unusable
Go to disabled toilet and it and the adjacent ones are locked
Call facilities team who insist they are all simply in use
1 5 minutes later point out that they should be concerned as they have 5 disabled people who have been in there for a while and are not answering...perhaps they all need help
Security arrives with facilities supervisor who afterr discussion decide that the loos are all in fact locked and decide to open to find them all in a filthy state and unusable
