Get on the cycle lane you prat....open mic night

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BigonaBianchi

Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
I went to an open mic at th elocal last night...there was a duo...two likely lads from the distant past....one of their songs (they were doing there own stuff) was endearlingly called...get on th ecycle path you prat. Nice. It was song with real aggression and afterwards he let his feelings be known about lycra clad cyclists....blah blah...he was a typical wvm style worm....anyway....while most in the room clapped as ignorant peasants are want to do, your man on the scene BOOOOOOOOOOOO 'd in defiance lol!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
And they let you walk out!
 
Good for you! We have to stand up to this sort of thing.
If we don't then "bloody cyclist" view of the half wit prevails.

We have a local magazine and some old git put in a silly sketch each month. One sketch was all about his amusement at knocking lycra clad cyclists into the ditch. I wrote in and complained and a full apology was published.
 

SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
Moderator
I heard on the radio today someone moaning that the caravans were back on the roads. Rather worryingly I have a bike and a caravan so probably have no friends.

I wouldn't worry really - well not unless you have a bike a caravan AND a dog?
 
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