Road outside the house was a solid sheet of ice 
this morning but decided to risk it - got 20 yards before gravity took effect and then walked the 200yds to the main road. No ice on the main road so now I'm a happy bunny and on my way.
5 miles later and I get tooted from behind, swiftly followed by "get off the f***king road and on the f***king cycle track". A polite wave of acknowledgement from me and the gentleman in question decides to stop and discuss the merits of where he thinks I should be cycling.
I pull up behind him, get off my bike and step onto the narrow grass verge between the road and the cycle track preparing myself for an interesting conversation about not paying road tax, holding up traffic, etc, etc. He gets out and walks round the front of his car and onto the cycle track and, as he walks towards me, slips and fall straight onto his ar$e.
Little bit of concern from me to ask if he's ok and then I explain to him that he should be careful because the cycle tracks are sheet ice and maybe he should stay on the road like I was until he rudely interupted my commute.
Left him there on his ar$e swearing at me as I set off on my merry way
this morning but decided to risk it - got 20 yards before gravity took effect and then walked the 200yds to the main road. No ice on the main road so now I'm a happy bunny and on my way.5 miles later and I get tooted from behind, swiftly followed by "get off the f***king road and on the f***king cycle track". A polite wave of acknowledgement from me and the gentleman in question decides to stop and discuss the merits of where he thinks I should be cycling.
I pull up behind him, get off my bike and step onto the narrow grass verge between the road and the cycle track preparing myself for an interesting conversation about not paying road tax, holding up traffic, etc, etc. He gets out and walks round the front of his car and onto the cycle track and, as he walks towards me, slips and fall straight onto his ar$e.
Little bit of concern from me to ask if he's ok and then I explain to him that he should be careful because the cycle tracks are sheet ice and maybe he should stay on the road like I was until he rudely interupted my commute.
Left him there on his ar$e swearing at me as I set off on my merry way
