Getting pestered by tramps? You'll find the solution inside.......

[TheDoctor]

Not just a corkscrew - it'll get you into any food or drink container there is!

 

[Tim Hall]

So multiplying by 100 to account for inflation, that's £60 for a silver-plated, ebony handled revolver plus ammunition. Bargain!

And ideal for dealing with mudguard miscreants on the FNRTTC.