I got an email on the report a crime line the other day. It read
" I would like to warn others of a team of women scammers operating at your local ASDA. On Monday evening I went to do some shopping, and as I was loading the car I was approached by a woman with an Eastern European accent. She told me she needed help with directions to a street not far from where I live. She was very tearful, explaining that she needed to get there quite urgently. Being a chivalrous old fashioned sort of person I took pity on her and offered her a lift. She gratefully accepted, and halfway there in broken English she apologised for making me drive out of my way, put her hand on my knee and asked whether she could repay me. To cut a long story short she performed an act of oral sex on me as a thank you for my kindness. It wasn't until I had dropped her off that I realised that my wallet was missing.
If that wasn't bad enough, a different Eastern European female approached me on Thursday evening, again at ASDA, and exactly the same thing happened. And if my wife goes out to Bingo tomorrow night I have a terrible feeling it may happen again."
