Give up the booze and the one night stands ...

[ASC1951]

Prosecco?

"In north Leeds, M'Lud, they talk of little else..."

Is that the stuff La Toynbee uses for bubble bath? Like Peter Mandelson's fish, chips and guacamole?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Never been a big drinker - I would average my adult lifetime consumption to be less than a pint a month.

Therefore I can happily drink 1-2 pints a fortnight now and not feel I am missing out, or that I have a 'problem'

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I like pubs. I struggle to enjoy most soft drinks. Lent will soon be over.