Glockenspiels...

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Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
...why?

I'm partial to a good military band. Grenadier Guards or Royal Marines, even massed pipes and drums, if the drums are loud enough to nearly drown out the pipes. I was at the cashpoint today, and heard from the bottom of Parliament St the familiar bass and snare intro, Boom, Boom, Trrrrrrrr, trrrrrrrrrrrrrr, trrrrrrrrrrr... Oh good, I thought.

Then the bloody glockenspiels came in. It was the local cadets of something or other. Who on earth thought the glockenspiel was a good instrument for any remotely military band? It just makes me think of Sugar Plum Fairies and baton twirling. If they can't find a kid or two who can learn to play the trumpet, they should just stick to drums alone - much better!

Even worse, what were they playing? On Ilkley Moor Ba' Tat. A nice whinsical ditty about hypothermia and cannibalism. Really not a glockenspiel kinda tune.
 

jazzkat

Fixed wheel fanatic.
Its easy to get a tune out of them. Hit the right bits of metal and out comes the tune. No great practice needed. Unlike a brass instrument that to get even remotely good at takes a lot of practice.

I hate them too - give me a good brass band any day:biggrin:
 
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