Glove down - Gorton Tesco - Manchester.

[ComedyPilot]

I found a glove in Lancashire once, but it had too many thumbs..............

 

[gb155]

I was out in North Yorkshire and West Yorkshire today and I spotted a glove ................... not the correct one but I will continue to be vigilant

What of it was sprayed ? & was the real one ?

 

[jowwy]

I'll keep an eye out down here in the south wales just in case the heavy gusts of wind blow it in our direction

 

[I like Skol]

I can go one better than a "glove down" by the way.

I've lost nearly a stone over the last 12 months. As a result my wedding ring had become a little lose on my finger.

It came off mid ride, looked back to see a car squash it. That took some explaining let me tell you.

Oh, I can do better than that.

I once lost my wedding ring whilst on a 4x4 off-roading camping weekend. I didn't realise until I was sitting down for my evening meal on Sunday night when my good lady wife commented "where is your ring?!?!". Two of the last things I had done before leaving for home on Sunday was to scrape the muck off my 4x4 then dig a bloody big hole and empty the privy in!

I went back to the muddy farmers field where we had camped on the Monday with my 2 yr old son in tow. I had a quick scan around the field upon arriving but it was only when my son started whinging for his wellies that I put him down and returned to the car to get his footwear. When I came back with the wellies I glanced down at a lump of mud at his feet and lo and behold, what was glistening at me??

 

[Baggy]

When I came back with the wellies I glanced down at a lump of mud at his feet and lo and behold, what was glistening at me??

Was it Ethan's glove?

 

[I like Skol]

Was it Ethan's glove?

Close, but no cigar!

 

[Mrbez]

I picked up a glove with this description earlier in Gorton.

It fit like a glove, although a little loose and smelt extremely like a glove. I think she said her name was Shirley?

 

[Headgardener]

I think Eathan the best option would be to sit your young lady down and tell her that you have managed to lose a glove. You never know she might buy you a new pair with fingers.

 

[fossyant]

I'd look up all Michael Jackson impersonators in the Granada region.

 

[potsy]

Poor Ethan, shall we call time on this now?

 

[Dayvo]

Poor Ethan, shall we call time on this now?

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Or throw down the gauntlet!

 

[Ethan]

Or throw down the gauntlet!

well played

Guys, I strongly appreciate your help and concern. I cant believe you lot are kind enough to inform people overseas about this terrible tragedy!
But... I've come to terms with the fact that bastard is long gone...

I've got new gloves now, anyone interested in buying a single glove? Considering the story its been through regarding its brother, I think £20 is a fair starting price.

 

[Breaker Morant]

Just got an email, some bloke in Liverpool. Hes demanding £20 for the safe return of the glove.
Not on, should I get the police involved?!

You guys are hilarious, some of these replies made my day

If the kidnappers start cutting off fingers and sending them to you in the post then you know that they mean business.