Dave Davenport
Guru
- Location
- Hampshire
I used to do quite a lot of canoeing to an average sort of standard (UK white water, sea trips, polo etc.) but haven't been for about 25 years. My daughter and son in law do a lot of paddling and I've arranaged to go out with them tomorrow, which means that;
I've got to get up in the loft and find my old kit.
When I eventually find it, presuming I don't fall through the ceiling it's going to be a bit more snug fitting than when I last wore it.
I've got to get up early.... on a Saturday!
I must not get cocky and choose a low volume white water boat, or I'll end up looking even more cack handed than I'm going to anyway.
There's quite a good chance I'll drown.
I've got to get up in the loft and find my old kit.
When I eventually find it, presuming I don't fall through the ceiling it's going to be a bit more snug fitting than when I last wore it.
I've got to get up early.... on a Saturday!
I must not get cocky and choose a low volume white water boat, or I'll end up looking even more cack handed than I'm going to anyway.
There's quite a good chance I'll drown.