Gerry Attrick
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
A lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned out both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to Boots and get some hair removal creme and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to Boots and buy some hair remover.
At the check-out the assistant tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The assistant says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The assistant says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
He cleaned out both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to Boots and get some hair removal creme and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to Boots and buy some hair remover.
At the check-out the assistant tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The assistant says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The assistant says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
