Got a p**cture then mate?

[Mozzy]

"No, I let all the air out for fun!"

Oh ... you're taking pills, got a pain somewhere? "Nooooo, I just thought I would take em for the hell of it!"

It never ceases to amaze me how dumb some of the things are that are said. Anyone got others that tickle yer fancy?

Mozzy

 

[Arch]

With us working outdoors, people talk to us about the weather, and frequently assume all the wrong things. Obviously, if it's tipping it down, we all agree that it's hard work. But so often they say "Ooh, it's nice and hot isn't it?" when we're sweating and gasping, and when it's nicely refreshing, they say "ooh, it's a bit chilly for you..."

 

[Archie_tect]

Everybody does it all the time if you notice, but try not to constantly bring it to the attention of someone you like or you'll really annoy them... eventually.

 

[funnymummy]

 

[Archie_tect]

Mum [in Poundland], " How much is that shampoo?"

 

[ianrauk]

did some one say PUNCTURE?

 

[Archie_tect]

I've gone deaf....

 

[Mozzy]

did some one say PUNCTURE?

No, but you just did

 

[skudupnorth]

did some one say PUNCTURE?

Awwwww He said the "word "

 

[Night Train]

I saw something somwhere that said something like:

'Jumpers are what children are made to wear when their mum feels cold.'

My Mum still does that to me.
"Ohhh, it' cold! *shivers* You should put a coat on!"



Also people say " How are you?" but they really have no interest in how you are when you start telling them.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mum [in Poundland], " How much is that shampoo?"

Come on then, I can't wait any longer, how much was it?

 

[Arch]

I saw something somwhere that said something like:

'Jumpers are what children are made to wear when their mum feels cold.'

I like that!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

With us working outdoors, people talk to us about the weather, and frequently assume all the wrong things. Obviously, if it's tipping it down, we all agree that it's hard work. But so often they say "Ooh, it's nice and hot isn't it?" when we're sweating and gasping, and when it's nicely refreshing, they say "ooh, it's a bit chilly for you..."

Yes, you arrive somewhere and you are soaking wet from the rain, so the moron you meet will, without fail, say a variation of about 3 things:

'Oh, is it still wet outside?'

No, I sprayed myself with a shower just for the fun of it you Burk!

'Oh, awful weather we are having, isn't it?'

Really?? I can't say I've noticed, I have just teleported here from the effing Bahamas!!

'Oh, your wet, aren't you?'

If I could, I would so love to wrap your stupid fat head round the nearest large metal object!

It is people like you that make me realise that actually, I quite frankly could not give a flying **** about the weather!!

No, REALLY! now eff off back to Jeremy Kyle or whatever it was you were watching and leave me in peace!

I saw something somwhere that said something like:

'Jumpers are what children are made to wear when their mum feels cold.'

My Mum 's idea of heavy rain and mine are two totally different things, and as a result, I haven't worn a proper waterproof jacket in YEARS!!

 

[roadrash]

I like that!

why do mothers think that the flu virus lives in rain drops!!!!, y"you cant go out in that rain you will end up catching flu" whats that all about

 

[vernon]

Mum [in Poundland], " How much is that shampoo?"

My son deliberately did that repeatedly with his increasingly exasperated mother in Poundland once when he was going through his irritating phase. At first she found it mildly amusing. By the end she was prepared to face manslaughter charges.