Got plans Thursday? think again...

[postman]

What a waste of money.I have just had the inside of the shower re grouted and siliconed.it won't even have gone off,before the end.What a shame.

 

[MontyVeda]

caviare tastes like sh!t

 

[slowmotion]

I managed to book one of the last seats on a giant ark thingy that is moored somewhere in the Himalayas.

 

[mybike]

It never ceases to amaze me that people who call themselves Christians go in for something they are specifically told by Jesus that they cannot do.

 

[Brandane]

Have I got time to finish my cuppa?

Don't worry if your cuppa goes cold - tomorrow it will heat up again!

 

[Lonestar]

Why the hell does this have to happen on my day off?

 

[Slioch]

Anybody fancy a quick shag before the end?

 

[tyred]

Anybody fancy a quick shag before the end?

Sorry but you're not my type...

 

[Slioch]

I did ask Mrs S first, but she's turned me down on the grounds that it's neither my birthday nor Christmas

 

[Stephenite]

There appears to be a rival apocalyptic sect in the forum! The Soitsgoodbyethens are despicable agitators intent on ruining the end of the world with their falsehoods. This is a call to arms to the good, God-fearing, apocalyptics of the one true thread. Annihilate the satanic Soitsgoodbyethens. Quickly, we don't have much time!

 

[perplexed]

Point of order - Which time zone for the definition of 7th October are we on about?

This is crucial. Have I got only 7.5 hours left, or are we on about some made up weird American time zone? At least I'd get a few more hours - my laundry would be dry so I can put some clean pants on and a freshly ironed shirt.

 

[Stephenite]

There appears to be a rival apocalyptic thread in the forum! The Gotplansthursdaythinkagains are despicable agitators intent on ruining the end of the world with their falsehoods. This is a call to arms to the good, God-fearing, apocalyptics of the one true thread. Annihilate the satanic Gotplansthursdaythinkagains. Quickly, we don't have much time!

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Wouldn't it be funny if one of these flakey warnings turned out to be true...... er, on second thought, maybe not!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Wouldn't it be funny if one of these flakey warnings turned out to be true...... er, on second thought, maybe not!

It's a thankless task being an End of World Predictor. Most of the time you look a fool and when you eventually are right you wouldn't be round to say "I told you so".

 

[TheDoctor]

Point of order - Which time zone for the definition of 7th October are we on about?

This is crucial. Have I got only 7.5 hours left, or are we on about some made up weird American time zone? At least I'd get a few more hours - my laundry would be dry so I can put some clean pants on and a freshly ironed shirt.

If the world ends I'll probably poo myself anyway!