Got plans Thursday? think again...

[midlife]

Bit wet around here for a fire to take hold, did he mention a flood?

Shaun

 

[ufkacbln]

Beer .... Check
10 pints of bitter ..... Check
Towel.......Check




Note: More bitter than recommended, but I don't see any long term effects

 

[Profpointy]

I've just emptied my bank account and spent it on lobster, caviar, coffee that a stoat sh@t out, a bottle of champers that i can't pronounce and a pack of those really big cigars.

You lot better not be having me on!

and squandered the rest


(sorry used twice in one week)

 

[Profpointy]

It's a thankless task being an End of World Predictor. Most of the time you look a fool and when you eventually are right you wouldn't be round to say "I told you so".

that's almost Pascal's wager in reverse

 

[classic33]

Point of order - Which time zone for the definition of 7th October are we on about?

This is crucial. Have I got only 7.5 hours left, or are we on about some made up weird American time zone? At least I'd get a few more hours - my laundry would be dry so I can put some clean pants on and a freshly ironed shirt.

Check Mountain Daylight Time, nearly a day behind.

 

[ufkacbln]

Anybody fancy a quick shag before the end?

Did the Earth move for you. ...........

 

[ufkacbln]

Wouldn't it be funny if one of these flakey warnings turned out to be true...... er, on second thought, maybe not!

Not to offend anyone

I can just see (insrert deity here) sitting there saying...


So you didn't think I was real and chose to Worship (inset deity here)

Guess where you are going?

 

[Fnaar]

Anybody fancy a quick shag before the end?

Message me, with a naked photograph.

 

[Fnaar]

Of Britney Spears.

 

[Brandane]

Anybody fancy a quick shag before the end?

Oh go on then! Does this one look quick enough for you?

 

[Levo-Lon]

I made a nice tea for my wife,and now watching Hand of God...i may have a bottle of Champion

 

[Profpointy]

did they say what time tomorrow? I have a tedious document to finish so if the world ends in the morning I won't need to bother, but if it's tea time or later I still need to get it done

 

[perplexed]

Check Mountain Daylight Time, nearly a day behind.

Does that mean I've got to set the alarm for the early hours to check to see if I'm still here or not? Or do we all die automatically as countries pass the international date line?

Mind you, Australia will have snuffed it by now, but then again it was still 1950 when I went there in the 1990s, so they're used to weird stuff.

 

[TheDoctor]

It'll get me out of some tedious stuff at work tomorrow, but I've got cinema tickets for Friday. Can God please sort His act out?
Ooh - God is on Facebook! Why don't we just ask Him?

 

[fossyant]

I was going on a bender, but you lot kept arguing !!!! Anyone still available ?